Crap Weasle
A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung "Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!""I caught a crap weasle...
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Slang term for person. Usually used by violent thugs and hooligans when referring to another violent thug or hooligan. Can refer to either a friend or an enemy. See example below. Fadi - "started beef...
View ArticleLad
A word made popular around Manchester by Richard Keane.1. The traditional meaning of this term refers to a male human being, usually somebody who is quite young or younger than the person saying it...
View ArticleWeedox
A brand of weed killer closely associated with predox. It kills all known weeds with little trouble leaving you with a nice green garden. "Those fucking weeds in the garden! Get the weedox!"
View ArticleSwinehound
A character in a story by Boyd Cable. Also one of the grestest insults in the English language. "You swinehound! What do you think you're doing?!
View ArticleLaddish
A term that describes an act done which is totally outlandish and unnacceptable. "Mandems gatted at me" - Fadi"Laddish beaviour" - Ahmed
View Articletart in a bottle
Slang term for Newcastle Brown Ale "jesus christ, he's got the tart in a bottle out."
View Articleyou're sick you
scally term used to say that somebody has told you something really 'daring' or whatever even if it isn't really.See some sick guy"So i said to the copper you stupidswinehound""you're sick, you"
View Articlesome sick guy
Scally term used after just being told something quite ridiculous which another person had done. It can mean "Wow, that guys so cool" when most people would think "what a dick". "So this guy pulled a...
View Articleuncle knobhead
that 1 distant uncle who you only see at big family gatherings who nobody particularly likes and who proceeds to annoy everyone. "oh jesus here comes uncle knobhead, let's ignore him"
View ArticleAlternative Comedy
Comedy that is popular amongst students. Sometimes is very avant-garde and ususally not funny at all. Crap comedian "Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?"Student louts "Ha!!!!! He's so...
View ArticleThe Man In The Hat
A very laddish game used for house parties of all varieties. This game entails one person to wear a hat, the spectacular the better, this person is "it". Whilst wearing the hat nobody is allowed to...
View Article3 second rule
The nationally acknowledged time in which after leaving a seat unoccupied it is then acceptable for people to take your seat, usually in a pub or somewhere which has a variety of good chairs and bad...
View ArticleBlarted
One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as...
View ArticleFat Calves
The result of a life time of eating too many chicken kebabs and playing tennis. If one has fat calves they are always in denial that they have fat calves and claim that it is just muscle, resulting in...
View Article10 minutes
What a dealer says when he has left you waiting for weed for up to 3 hours then you ring to enquire on his whereabouts and proposed time scales. Usually this figure is wrong and it will take up to...
View ArticleTouch
The universailly known hand gesture for scallies. It involves the outstretching of the arm in the form of a fist and tapping somebody else on their fist as they do this also. If received back it is...
View Article143
The 143 is a brand of bus found in Manchester of the Oxford/Wilmslow Road variety. It is a feared bus as it is cleverly discuised as a 142 bus due to its insistence of being a Magic Bus and thus can...
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